Pity Not the Bombshell Who Mangles "Kiss Me"
When I first saw the Youtube video featuring Alyssa Alano disfiguring beyond all possible recognition the Sixpence None the Richer Song "Kiss Me," the first thing that hit me was "shit, this chick is hot." I mean, people who murder songs are a dime a dozen in this country. You pass by them on your way home in videoke bars. On special occasions you can hear them belting out tunes several blocks away from your house thanks to their ridiculously amped up sound systems. But a song murderer who looks this good is something truly unique. She looks a little like Lynda Carter. (that's WONDER WOMAN to those of you who don't know your cheesy 70s shows).
Lately, having heard the comments of all the people who have seen and laughed at this video, and having heard that her video has a total of something like 300,000 hits, I can't help but wonder: have we all been taken for a ride?
We all know what the state of the porn--I'm sorry--bold movie industry is like nowadays. The only Filipino porn we can get our hands on is the stuff produced by amateur videographers and, more often than not, transmitted via cellphone. Girls with great bodies and faces simply aren't going to be able to cut it, especially if they can't really do much more than bare skin. As hot as she is, there's no denying that this Alyssa Alano girl isn't exactly one of a kind.
Bearing this in mind, one wonders if this whole thing wasn't cooked up by some publicist, thinking the only way to shoot her into the stratosphere was to set her up as the next Rufa Mae Quinto. I hear her TV appearances are increasing exponentially. She looks like she might be our own version of William Hung, the difference being that she's much, much easier on the eyes and not that much harder on the ears, if at all.
So we laugh and laugh, but one really wonders who has the last laugh...all the way to the bank.
Lately, having heard the comments of all the people who have seen and laughed at this video, and having heard that her video has a total of something like 300,000 hits, I can't help but wonder: have we all been taken for a ride?
We all know what the state of the porn--I'm sorry--bold movie industry is like nowadays. The only Filipino porn we can get our hands on is the stuff produced by amateur videographers and, more often than not, transmitted via cellphone. Girls with great bodies and faces simply aren't going to be able to cut it, especially if they can't really do much more than bare skin. As hot as she is, there's no denying that this Alyssa Alano girl isn't exactly one of a kind.
Bearing this in mind, one wonders if this whole thing wasn't cooked up by some publicist, thinking the only way to shoot her into the stratosphere was to set her up as the next Rufa Mae Quinto. I hear her TV appearances are increasing exponentially. She looks like she might be our own version of William Hung, the difference being that she's much, much easier on the eyes and not that much harder on the ears, if at all.
So we laugh and laugh, but one really wonders who has the last laugh...all the way to the bank.
posted by Jim Arroyo at 7:23 PM
2 Comments:
yeah, she's a real beauty! no joke! i remember just looking at her and didnt even realize that she was chopping up the song or even singing bad until i noticed the subtitles! she's hot! hubba-hubba!!!
ps: pero siempre mas maganda pa rin - soon to be wife ko - si maita! (she's standing right behind me! - and she definitely did not tell me to include that last statement! ;-D wink wink!)
if it's from seiko, it must be good!
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