5.14.2009

The Madness of Mission Six


"In 1976, Cosmonaut Nikolai Peckmann was sent alone to an orbiting space station for what would be called Mission Six- to study the radiation levels and strange circumstances that killed all four crewmen of the last research mission.
By the third day, Peckmann's broken transmissions were coming back to ground control filled with increasing paranoia and delusion. He claimed that the spirits of the dead cosmonauts were coming to claim him, and that he had to keep moving to evade them. He shouted that if he could capture consume these spirits himself while he still had strength, he could move to the next level of consciousness...Truly the rantings of an insane man.
Indeed, video recovered later would show Peckmann running around the confined but maze-like station, downing emergency sedatives like a madman....pausing in a corner momentarily, only to throw back vitamin pills and give chase to his invisible demons.
He had exhausted the entire cargo of vitamins, pills, and fresh fruit well ahead of schedule. There was no way another crew could be assembled to rescue him before he starved. After one rather violently garbled transmission, the static cleared and the last live image on record is that of Peckmann's empty, wilted spacesuit on the cabin floor.
It was determined that another mission to recover any remains or gather any more research would be a waste of the people's money, and the station was allowed to drift out of orbit and into space- a failure never to be mentioned again. It was ordered and assumed that all video and paper evidence had been destroyed."

4 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

wha? i don't get it

1:49 AM  
Blogger obijuancarlo said...

it'll come to you. i thought it was clever. some guy designed it and wrote the back story and threadless picked it up a few years back and sold out. since then, i've been checking out the website to see if they're finally reprinting the shirt. iz kewl!

3:12 AM  
Blogger Ryan said...

ok comprende senor.
i don't think highly of the allegory

8:38 AM  
Blogger obijuancarlo said...

oh well...
for anyone else reading this blog, google "The Madness of Mission Six" and normally the first search result brings you to the website selling the shirt, then click on "Size sold out? Help get this tee reprinted (we'll email you if it does)!" and enter your email address. don't worry, i don't think they send out junk mail - if they do, i'm sure it's easily filtered as spam. hopefully enough people sign up to convince them to print more. =D
... waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka ...

2:34 PM  

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